♥당신 나라에서 남성 성기를 어떻게 표현 합니까?♥
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2010년 Miss Universe contest 에서 사회자가 각국 출연자에게 영어로
Question: how do you describe a male organ in your country?
(당신 나라에서 남성 성기를 어떻게 표현 합니까?)에 각국 미인들 대답
♥Ms England: Well, I can say that male organs in England are
like gentlemen. (영국에서는 신사라 합니다)
Question: How can you say so? (왜 그렇죠 ?)
Ms England: Because it stands every time it sees a woman......
(왜냐하면 여자를 볼때마다 일어 서기 때문이죠)
♥Ms Spain: Male organs in our country are like our very own
Bullfight or Toro(Bull)(스페인에서는 황소 혹은 투우라 합니다)
Question: How can you say so? (왜 그렇죠)
Ms Spain: Because it charges every time it sees an opening.
(구멍만 보면 돌진하기 때문이죠)
♥Ms France: Well, I can say that male organs in our country are
like gossip or rumors.(불란서 에서는 만담 혹은 소문이라 합니다)
Question: How can you say so? (왜 그렇죠?)
Ms France: Because it passes from mouth to mouth.
(입에서 입으로 옮겨 가기 때문이죠)
(Applause! Standing Ovation! Applause! Applause!) (기립 박수!)
♥Ms Iran: Well, I can say that male organs in Iran are
like thieves. 。(이란 에서는 도둑놈 같다고 합니다)
Question: How can you say so? (왜 그렇죠)
Ms I ran: Because they like to enter through the back door.
(뒷 문 으로 들어오길 좋아 하기 때문이죠)
(Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!) (박수! 웃음!)
♥Ms India: Well, I can say the male organs in India are
like labourers.(인도 에서는 노동자와 같죠)
Question: How can you say so? (왜 죠?)
Ms India: Because it works day and night. (밤낮 없이 일하기때문이죠)
(Applause!Applause! ) (많은 박수 !)
♥Ms Malaysia: Well, I can say that Male Organs in Malaysia are
like Proton car (Proton ! 차 같다고 말할수있죠)
(Proton :말레지아 국산차.겉은 번뜻하나 부치면 약해서 그방 쭈그러던다)
Question: How can you say so? (왜요?)
Ms Malaysia: Look tough but actually very soft. (보기에는 강하게 보이는데
실제로는 약하거든요)
(Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!) (박수! 웃음)
♥Ms Singapore: Well, I can say that male organ In Singapore is very
Kiasu (Afraid to lose)。(미스 싱가폴, 키아수 라 합니다)
Question: How can you say so? (왜요 ?)
Ms Singapore: It always wants to rush in quick and leave 15 minutes
before the show is over..
(항상 급히 들어 왔다가 쑈가 끝나기 15분전에 떠나니까요)
♥Ms China: Well, I can say that Male Organs in China are
like Deng S iu Ping.(등소평이라 부릅니다)
Question: How can you say so? (왜요?)
Ms China: Short and hard working, but can work until 90.
(키가 작고, 열심히 일하고 90 세 까지 일하니까요)
♥Ms Taiwan: Well, I can say that Male Organ in Taiwan is
like Chen Shui-bian (첸 수이 비안: 陳水扁。 같다고 합니다)
Question: How can you say so? (왜요?)
Miss Taiwan: Aware of it's incapability, it is still tenacious
and shameless, flaunting its superiority.
(할줄도 모르면서 항상 끈질기고, 수치도 모르고, 제일 인양 의기양양 하죠)
♥Ms Italy, : Well, I can say that Male Organ in Italy is
like Oper curtain.(오페라 커튼 같다고 합니다)
Question: How can you say so? (왜 요 ?)
Ms Italy:Because it goes down soon after opera's over!
(왜냐하면 오페라 가 끝나자마자 내려가기 때문이지요)
♥Ms Vietnam: Well, I can say that Male Organ in Vietnam is
like Vietcon!(마치 뷔에트 콩 같다고 표현합니다)
Question: How can you say so? (왜요?)
Ms Vietnam:Because it has no frontier and attacks in the front and rear.
(아무 구분도 없이 앞뒤를 다 공격 하기 때문이지요)
♥Ms Korea: Well, I can say that Male Organ in Korea is
like Etiquett person in the Orient!
(동방 예의지인 이라 합니다 )
Question: How can you say so? (왜 요 ?)
Ms Korea:Because it pays visits here and there to say hello!
(그냥 여기저기 다니면서 인사만 하기 때문이지요)
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